put a caption on the pic time.

[frstkor13]

'captain, i think we're being followed'

[shadow]

a little closer plz lieutenant, i want to see if she's one of ours.

The trick to playing chicken is knowing when to turn and run like hell.

[RedStar]

Hey look Keptain no hends.

WHAHHHHHH! LOOK OUT YOU IDIOT!


Oh God we're all going to die.

(in somber voice) Interesting Captain.

What is Spock?


(in somber voice) I just pooped my pants.

Oh God the smell, damit Mista Spock you did a wee might of a smeller.

Keptain I caunt turn the ship we are on a collision corcce with the Nimitz!

Time to impact? Og my God I'm having an out of body experience here.. Will someone throw me a bone here?

Interesting Jim, I feel very strange the poop is running down my leg.

[RedStar]

Spock I have known you for many years now but that smell is making me very ill. Some one open a window.

We are on a submarine Captain, we would flood the port nesells if we did.

Well someone shoot me...quick!

Captain there my be a 21st century way to get ourselves out of this..if we...(Chekov interupts)

15 seconds tou in-pact ...and I'm reading almost three atmospheres in de cookpit.

Oh never mind...

What? ...NEVR MIND? We are 15 seconds from our death Scotty, either from Spocks smell or an impact with a nuclear super carrier and you say ...never mind?

*Bones collapses from the smell. Spock is sniffing away at the aroma...and then....

Well we could expel Spocks gas from the cockpit with should push us clear of the carrier....shall I...

...do it quick Mr Scott!

* USS Smelly is pushed away from its impending destruction. The Enterprise crew live again for a new adventure.


Stay tuned for more episodes of the USS Smelly...coming to a cinema near you.

[CatnapSLS]

This is a fish....... This is another fish..... That is a Shark.... Those are coral..... Oh look there is a carrier..... WOW look at the boobs on that new recruit *LOUD METAL CRACKING* What the..... *explosion*

that is how dimmy losed all his marbles

[Dimension]

DON'T NAP AND PILOT

Report a slumber party and save a friend

Call 1-800-ZzZzBOOM

[pug]

US aircraft carrier runs over british submarine
'sorry m8 we didna see ya'

[Dimension]

Sub: Hey, we were just picking up stuff from the harbour, we even left the reactor running!

Carrier: I don't care for ur excuses, if you don't set ur parking meter i'm gonna tow him to the yard, end of story.

[frstkor13]

tag, you're it

[JarinThunderNvD]

Steady as she goes...

[Shamrock]

Oh Shit.