My superiors and betters.

[MagpieFL]

I work in a social club in the UK, i run the place, the staff, the bars, ordering goods etc. But I'm not the Boss, oh no.
The members of the club (all share holders) vote people on to the 'Management Committee' to run the Club, they're the Boss(es). Its democracy in action, and it works kinda like the US model.
Last week this happened, reeeely truely, it did, i swear.

It was late at night and the rain was coming down in sheets, i had to walk up the road (it dont matter why) as i left the Club a committee man was also leaving. I had a coat on with a concealed hood behind the collar, so i put it up to keep myself dry. By the time we had gone 15 yards, the committee man was drenched, he looked at me and said, 'Alan, i wish i had bought a nice coat like yours to keep me dry.'
I stopped and looked at him, then I reached out and undid 2 velcro straps behind his collar, and pulled his hood out and over his head.

punch line>>>>.
He said 'WOW, i've had this coat for 5 years and i never knew that it had a hood.'



DECUS ET TUTAMEN

I'll tell u about the heaters next time.

[frstkor13]

omfg mags good story with a hidden meaning. :|

[Metho]

Reminds me of a hidden pocket I found in the lumbar area of an old motorbike jacket I have. Had owned the thing for like 7 years and never realised it was there (mind you, it was hidden behind the thermal layer). I came across it while taking out the lining for a super hot summer ride.

Guess I shoulda looked more carefully at the packaging b4 I threw it out years ago...

[BloodLord]

I think the meaning is still hidden from me rofl LOL

[Lex SLS]

Let me translate: MagpieFL = smart MagpieFLs boss= iq as suas.

K thnx thats all from me today

[MagpieFL]

Aye Lex, thats about the size of it.

Then there was the time they decided to install a heater under the electricity meters to dry them out and stop them rusting. The meters are in the chilled beer cellar.



DECUS ET TUTAMEN


ps, i r switched em off as soon as they were installed.