Got Joke?

[Dimension]

HAHA win!

[Dragon3]

Kushan frightens me...

[Dimension]

haha, thats so like him to try to shock someone and then bailing when the other person plays along

Kush you is halfassed fag

[Murph]

lol

[Kushan]

haha, thats so like him to try to shock someone and then bailing when the other person plays along

Kush you is halfassed fag

WEL WHAT WUZ I SUPPOSED 2 DO ;[[[[[

i know what 2 do vs someone like danga, trade witty insults laced with alot of strange sex until one of us gets bored/wins, but wtf do u do against a guy whose emglish skills/sense of humor is not advanced enuff to comprehend wtf u r saying...

the only way to win something like that is to find something that grosses them out - and with a guy like that i dun think i wanna know what would do that.... ;P

[Dimension]

I'd wonder what you'd do if the guy was suddenly at your front door, with a bunch of roses and a woody

[Kushan]

it would depend on what he looked liek dim, if he was ugly i'd kick his ass and steal his CC but if he was hot... well...

[Murph]

you would break bedsprings all night long aiht?

[Dimension]

lol!

[Dragon3]

A man was sitting down having a coffee at a small town resturant when an old couple, in their 80s, came in sat at a booth right behind him. He can't help but overhear their conversation:
(both talking in shaky voices)
Old woman: Do you remember the first time we came though this town?
Old Man: Yes dear I do, it was the first time we made love, right over there in that pasture.
Old woman: Do you want to do it again in the same pasture?
Old man: Yes, I would love to.
So they get up and they walk ouside. The man that was having the cofee thinks to himself there is no way this old couple can go out into the pasture and have sex!! He gets up and goes outside and watches them, they go over to a fence, where they are mostly hidden by the overgrown vegitation. And they start goin at it. Gyrating like nothing you've ever imagined. There is groaning, and moaning, and gasps for air. It goes on for 45 MINUTES!!! The man is amazed!! They finally finish, get up put their cloths back on and come back into the resturant. The man says, "I'm sorry, but I followed you outside and witnessed you two making love with more energy and passion than teenagers, and for 45 minutes!!! I have to ask 'how do you do it, whats the secret?'" "The secret is" says the old man. "70 years ago that fence wasn't electric."

[Dimension]

haha, good one

[MX Guru]

Why do Elephants hide in apple trees?

[Dragon3]

LOL MX Guru.

Because he painted his balls red.

[Dragon3]

Did you hear about the Catholic church that couldn't find a priest? The Nun had to use a strap-on.

[Kushan]

>A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
>won't
>
>stop staring at her.
>
>
>She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to
>ask you
>
>but I don't want to offend you."
>
>
>She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
>I am
>
>and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear

>just
>
>about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
>that I
>
>would find offensive."
>
>
>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
>
>"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single
>and
>
>#2, you must be Catholic."
>
>
>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
>Catholic,
>
>too!' "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun
>
>fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
>
>blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
>
>crying.
>
>
>"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
>
>
>"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
>married
>
>and I'm Jewish."
>
>
>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
>Halloween
>
>party."