no posts in last thirty days? wtf?

[MagpieFL]

i take my eye off u lot for 10 seconds and you all go mute!
if i could figure out how to put pics here i would do just to spite u.
can any one tell the difference between a dog and a fox? cos i found a skull this week, well, i didnt really find it, my dogs did. i could put a pic up for disscussion. if i could put a pic up that is.
hmmm, now whats a URL? afk.



did that work? if it did, then its a bitch. Holly.

[TheCaPoNe]

first !!!!eleven!11!

[fitz]

Toon r relegated?

[MagpieFL]

Toon r relegated?

wash your mouth out with sodium hydroxide u daft southerner.

u're supposed to comment on the pic. keep away from polytics.

[punkgirl]

hi mags
nice beach
those dogs bark a lot!

[MagpieFL]

(well Punkz, Holly was trying to catch a sea gull, no kill that day, but she's ever hopeful. and the blue sky was a fluke.)
so ne way, on saturday night i was at work in the bar, when Slickback came in. (bar staff have nicknames for most of their known customers, eg Rothbury Jack, the Moaner, Eeedjit, and Shiter. ) Slickback gets his name from his 1950s hairstyle btw. i served him and moved away cos he aint one of my fav people. he was standing next to Ultrashy and soon started talking at him. thats what he does, talks at people, not to them. the chosen subject was the date of Easter. i almost dropped a glass laffing when i heard him comment that Easter was 'very short this year', the pillock doesnt know the difference between 'short' and 'early' thinks i. from that it went to the weather (natch) then to the subject of 'ice', which according to him was a very mysterious substance.
to me ice is something that ruins whisky and sinks in absinthe, but to him its something that is denser than water but still floats in water. duh. i was doing quite well up to then keeping a straight face and working around the bar avoiding him till he said something which i just HAD to question.
'Excuse me Ian', says i, cos we dont use their nicks to their faces, 'Could you explain to me what you just said?'
'Why certainly Old Chap' (he really does speak that way, i swear it!), 'What was puzzleing to you?'
'Well' sez i, 'I was just wondering how you could manage to freeze ice?'
no kidding, he had just said 'if you take a pint of ice and freeze it' his reply? 'I dont have the faintest idea'

and if that aint bored the pants offn you, you can start work at my place tomorrow.

fun tricks. what barmaids get up to with bins. www.youtube.com search for 'stuck in the bin' added about 01:00 today. not by me, i would have put a better title in. dunno if this helps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5fJs7UZWhY

[frstkor13]

bwaha.

we're getting old and you're getting older.

know why?

i have a dog now





these are my dads:

[Metho]

OMG frst! is that a ridgeback X ? I can tell by the brow furrow, front 1/4rs , ears, tail and throughtiness. Ridgeback is my fav breed. Remember when I posted my dog thread a few years back? Zues was a ridge X rotty.

Nice mutt; what's his (I spy gonads) name?